1/15/12
a book never written, Singing Out Loud
by Mike Rofone
11/28/11
Jacob: What did one ocean say to the other?
Jeffrey: What?
Jacob: Nothing, they just waved.11/ 7/11
What day of the week do turkeys hate most
Friday (fry - day
11/14/11
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Because he had the drumsticks
11/21/11
Who dressed the turkey in a T-shirt and shorts?
The cranberries
Who dressed the turkey in a T-shirt and shorts?
The cranberries
10/10/11
What is a witch's favorite subject?
Spelling!
10/3/11
Why didn't the skeleton fight the monster?
Because he didn't have the guts!
A tomato, some water, and some lettuce were in a race. The lettuce was ahead. The water was running, and the tomato was trying to catch up!
9/19/11
Two dads and two sons went fishing. They each caught a fish, but there are only three fish. How is that possible?
It was a son, his father, and his grandpa.
It was a son, his father, and his grandpa.
9/12/11
GIRL: MOM, I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME TO "ANITA DAWG"
MOM: WHY?
GIRL: BECAUSE I NEED A DOG!
9/5/11
Pencil: Boo Hoo!
Math book: Why are you crying? I'm the one with all the problems!
8/29/11
Math book: Why are you crying? I'm the one with all the problems!
8/29/11
What kind of insect can you wear?
A yellow jacket.
A yellow jacket.
8/22/11
Jamie: I've been working on a magic trick.
Greg: What kind?
Jamie: You throw a pumpkin in the air and it comes down squash!
Greg: What kind?
Jamie: You throw a pumpkin in the air and it comes down squash!
8/15/11
Lisa: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Lisa: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Natalie: I don't know. Which?
Lisa: Hot! Anyone can catch a cold!
8/8/11
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Thistle
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last joke you hear from me!
