VANCE WORLEY VANCE WARTLEY
A very good Phillies pitcher My new pet - a firebelly toad
A little blind A little more blind (can't even see a cricket
when it's right in front of his eyes!)
Wears #49 on his back Has lots of warts on his back
Lives in a fancy hotel Lives in a plastic tank
Eats human food Eats insects
Has 2 legs Has 4 legs
Has light skin Has dark skin
6'2" tall, 230 lbs 2.6" long, 3oz
Born in Sacramento, CA Born in whoknowswhere
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