Q. Why
do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A.
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. What
did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
One day, 3 friends
went bike riding together. One's name was Shut Up, another man's name was
Manners, and the last one's name was trash. Suddenly, Trash fell of his bike.
Manners ran over to help him up, while Shut Up went to the police. “Police,
Police. My friend fell off his bike, and I think he is hurt!” “What’s your
name?” “Shut Up” “What’s your name?” “Shut Up” “Where’s your manners?” “Oh,
Manners is over there, picking up Trash.”
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Cows say.
-Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!
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