Haunted House

I wrote this descriptive story for school around Halloween time. Hope you like it!

Haunted House for Sale

Hi, and welcome to the Headless Mansion on 517, Spooky Hollow Lane. I will be your real estate agent for the day. As you can see, this house is the perfect fit for you! The grass is yellow, some windows are falling off, and there are skeletons in the yard, so you’ll never have to decorate for Halloween! The front of the house is a beautiful purple velvet color… I think. The paint is so old, I’m not entirely sure. 

Why don’t we take a look inside? First up, we have the long dark hallway. Please ignore the glowing red eyes staring at you as you walk. Those are just the vicious vampire bats, but they’re friendly, except for the fact that they want to suck your blood.

Up next, is the dining room. Don’t mind the chandelier with the disembodied head hanging from it. That’s just a decoration, or at least I hope it’s a decoration! Notice how amazingly big this room is. Don’t worry, the spooky skeletons sitting on the strange table won’t bother you. Please stop to admire these beautiful stained glass windows with pictures of people being tortured.

Next up, is the kitchen. Here, we have this huge walk in refrigerator. The vampire likes to hide in here to stay out of the sun. Notice that there are a lot of blood… Err, popsicle stains in this fridge. Also in the kitchen, we have this amazing old fashioned stove so that the witch can cook children, just like in the story, Hansel and Gretel! There is also an amazing marble countertop with this great knife collection. Don’t put your pinky there, or it will go SPLAT!

Next, is the basement, or the Room of DOOM, as most people call it. You can hear the wary werewolf howling like a sobbing baby. He lives alone except for the spiders and dust on the walls. Uhhhh, maybe you don’t want to see this room after all.

Last but not least, we have the bedrooms. Three total, these beauties are as big as a full sized gymnasium. They have beds that go SQUEEEEAAK, whenever you sit on them. As you can smell, the carpets have years worth of foods in them, and smell just like moldy garbage cans. As we exit the room, don’t worry about the dusty taste in your mouth, it comes out. Right now, this house is on sale for $777,777. What do you say? Do you want to live in a haunted house?